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My fantasies of miniature cattle ownership are simple and pure: taking my cow to the grocery store on a harness so she can peruse the low-hanging greens; going to the dog park and pretending I don’t know she’s not a dog; my cow toppling a home intruder by ramming him in the back of the knees, then dancing on him with her little hooves until help arrives.“Miniature,” when applied to a cow, does not mean “small enough to pick up and cuddle like a shih tzu.” Miniature cattle generally range from 36 inches tall (micro cattle) to 48 inches tall (a mid-sized miniature cattle). That’s much smaller than regular (macro?) cattle, which generally grow to be about 62 inches tall, but you still don’t want…
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