Dedicated to Satire But Threats of Violence May Force Us to Close
LONDON - England - Writing satire should not be a crime. We may however be forced to shut down from threats of violence from Russia.
Biden: “Elect Me, I’m in the 20th Century”
WASHINGTON D.C. - USA - Joe Biden says: "Elect Me, I'm in the 20th Century"
‘Influencer’ Piece of Sh*t Living in the Lap of Luxury Travels the World in Five-Star Hotels and Boasts a 75-PIECE Wardrobe Worth $2,500
TORONTO - Canada - A three-year-old Instagram influencer piece of sh*t has been jetting off on trips to France and Mexico
Expert Shares Ways to Save Money on Netflix, Disney+, Amazon and Apple TV+
SCUNTHORPE - England - As many household bills are going up, this simple method can help save money on TV and streaming as well as ensure you get the best value for money.
MORE NEWS HEADLINES
CCP Linked Company Threatens to Register Daily Squib Domain Names
SHANGHAI - China - A CCP linked company is threatening to register Daily Squib domain names.
Why Art is Being Killed by the Algorithm
LONDON - England - Art is being killed by the algorithm - the cold hard digital world of clinical numbers renders art as simply another variable.
BUY THE DAILY SQUIB BOOK
As the follies and absurdities of the powerful are destroying the world through war, pandemic, and climate change, what better time to buy The Daily Squib: Anthology? Grab a piece of real internet history satirised and sealed in an actual book.
- Advertisement -
POLITICAL SATIRE NEWS
Scottish Gulag: Kids Bribed to Snitch on Parents With Deep Fried Mars Bars
KILMARNOCK - Scotland - The newly introduced 'hate crime' law is now making children snitch on their parents.
New German Football Team Kit is a Hit With Fans
NIEDERKIRCHNERSTRAßE - Germany - The new German football team kit has taken fans by storm, many storming the HQ of the Sicherheitspolizei to buy it.
Shoppers are Going Wild For this Insane AND Stylish ‘bunion-busting’ Book Loved by Celebs – Readers Call it ‘life-changing’
SHOPPING: Purposefully designed for satire, the Daily Squib Anthology has become the go-to book brand for thousands of shoppers and loved by celebs.
It’s Our Traditional Day Off
LONDON - England - The Daily Squib was formed on 1st April 2007, and today is our traditional day off.
DAILY SQUIB JUVENALIAN SATIRE
Satire has been a powerful tool throughout history, enabling writers and artists to critique society and its follies with humour and wit. One of the most biting and enduring forms of satire is Juvenalian satire.
RANDOM SQUIBS Last 7 days
Has Immigration Ruined Europe?
BERLIN - Germany - Some people are asking whether immigration ruined Europe. This is absolutely ludicrous, and silly to even ask.
Florida Enacts Law Banning Children Under 14 From Using Social Media
FLORIDA - USA - A new law banning children under 14 from using social media is well overdue.
Britain Needs a Wartime Prime Minister
LONDON - England - In these uncertain times, Britain needs a pragmatic and serious wartime Prime Minister.
SATIRE NEWS
LONDON - England - Here are 8 reasons why Meghan Markle and Wallis Simpson are so similar.
ANOTHER NEWS HEADLINE
AI Software Engineers to Swarm the Market – Introducing Devin
SILICON VALLEY - Human software engineers may have just had their day, as AI software engineers sweep the market.
OpenAI ‘Figure 01’ Robot Speech-to-Speech Reasoning
SILICON VALLEY - USA - The OpenAI 'Figure 01' robot displays its amazing abilities in a new video.
- Advertisement -
NEWS ON THE HOUR
Offer Employees Benefits with Pluxee
PARIS - France - Companies with a healthy employee benefits platform are strong companies. Let Pluxee solve your company's employee benefits plans.
Fear and Loathing in Westminster: The Gonzo Chronicles of Lee Anderson
LONDON - England - Holy mother of Jesus, did Lee Anderson, the former vice-chairman of the Conservative Party just join the Refom Party. Yes he did!
Beyond Satire: Met Police Arrest Man For Holding “Hamas Is Terrorist” Sign
LONDON - England - A man who attended a protest has been arrested by the Met Police for carrying a placard stating "Hamas is Terrorist".
Once Again the Rising Price of Bitcoin – Why it is Happening FAQ?
SATOSHI LAND - What are the factors that are causing the Bitcoin chart to rise? How can you benefit from the rising price of Bitcoin?
Non-Dom Ban Means Mass Exodus of Foreign Rich From UK
LONDON - England - The ban of non-Dom status will mean a mass exodus of foreign rich people from the UK.
THE DAILY SQUIB - BRITISH NEWS SATIRE
Surviving a US Civil War: Tips for Families
WASHINGTON D.C. - USA - This is a comprehensive guide on surviving a US civil war for you and your family. Preparing for worst-case scenarios is a responsible stance to adopt.
Trump Super Tuesday
WASHINGTON D.C. - USA - Yesterday's Republican primaries was a sure-fire Trump Super Tuesday. The coming election will now be a re-run of 2020.
You Won’t Believe What Taylor Swift’s Hobby is?
NEW YORK - USA - According to industry insiders, pop singer Taylor Swift has a rather strange hobby.